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Orange County Brain Starvation

So, apparently Alexis Bellino, the uber-creepy, “Christian” wifebot of slimy ol’ Jim Bellino of Real Housewives of OC fame, “had” an eating disorder. But she’s cured now, guys, she eats 900 calories a day! She’s on this really hot Siberian Work Camp diet, everyone’s doing it!

I mean, shoot, no wonder she’s so inarticulate (see, e.g., calling foie gras a “delicatessan”), her brain is being starved to death. Plus, I’m pretty sure at least 800 of those calories she’s “eating” out of a giant wine glass, if you know what I’m saying. Wink wink.

To be clear, I’m not judging this woman for having an eating disorder but I am sort of judging her for her ridiculous statements in that article that she wants to be an example to other women struggling with body image issues and “help” them. Ugh, Alexis. You just do you. And lay off the salt and pepper sundaes.


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